How the Fuck is one to get up on it?

There is a great hip hop song in which it is cried "why do i need i.d. to get i.d.?

I have always loved that lyric. And today...after running errands and providing financial information to everyone who has asked; I am done with the bureaucratic beings that exist to torment me. If I had everything to give to make it all better I would. If I had the $ I would make the payment, and your fucking processing fee does not make it any easier to make the payment.

So let it rain and let my car be in the shop another week and I will make green tomato salsa and forget that the world is out there. Its better that way.